Peanut, the early, early, early bird was up at the butt-crack of dawn again today. I was doing something in another room when the toast popped up. Peanut shouts "Mom! Toast!"
What I wish he would have said is "Mom! I just pooped in my diaper but I didn't want to sit in it so I've removed it and it's laying in the middle of the white carpet and I've since crouched down so there is also poop on my calves and heels and now I'm off to ransack the house!"
Ahhhh, morning.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment