April Fool's joke for lesbians

This may fall under the category of TMI, but seriously, the best/worst April Fool's joke that could ever happen to a lesbian is receiving that monthly dose of hormone induced magic. Trust me. It's bad enough when it happens to a straight woman, but it's just a monthly irritant for lesbians and a reminder that we're not pregnant and can't be without some serious intervention. To have it happen on April 1 was just too ironic.