Body Parts

While recently spending the morning with Papa, the Meatball walked in on Papa as he was making a pee-pee in the potty. For sure, Meatball was impressed that Papa could do all of this while standing up. The conversation had Bubba in stitches (after she got over the horror of my dad saying “penis” to her). It went something like this:
“Papa, is that your penis? Papa, is the pee-pee coming out of your penis? Papa, don’t make a mess. Papa, are you shaking your penis? Papa, are those your big boy underwear?”

Last Saturday, we all snuggled up on the couch to watch a movie. Meatball was curled up on my left side. During a commercial, he looked at me and this exchange ensued:
Meatball: “Mommy, that’s your chi-chi.” (boob)
Me: “Yes. That’s my chi-chi.”
Then, he lifted his shirt and pointed at his own nipples.
Meatball: “This is my chi-chi.”
Me: “Yep. Those are your chi-chis.”
Meatball: “Mommy, your chi-chis are bigger.” Looking down again he said “My chi-chis are smaller.”
Me: “Your chi-chis are small. That’s right.”
Meatball: “Your chi-chis are big,” then he quickly cupped my left boob and said “and HEAVY!”